Can anyone tell me some very funny passages from books or meaningful passages or inspirational passages?

the passage should be like 2 pgs long and i should be able to recite it infront of my school for a declamation people have done like famous speeches or funny/inspirational book passages…HELP! it’s better if you’re the one who would choose the piece that best suits you.:: you can choose in these sites: http://milkolate.pansitan.net/literary/oration.html [...]

Where do you get your inspiration for thinking up ideas for books you are writing?

I usually listen to music or just sit and stare out a window lol – i was just wondering how does everyone else get inspiration? How do you get rid of writers block? For the writers block If you think you have writer's block, it's all in your head. Like any idea, you can accept [...]

What does Air Force JAG look for in a personal interest/motivational statement?

I am applying to Air Force JAG and it is by far my first choice for employment out of law school. With that in mind, I would obviously like to write an effective personal interest/motivational statement. I am at a loss where to start. Is this like a personal statement made to school during the [...]